October 9, 2009
October 8, 2009
How To Beat Up a Guy Holding a Slice of Pizza.
Approach the man holding the slice of pizza. (These instructions are for a man holding a slice of pizza in his right hand. For those targeting left-handed pizza lovers, I’m sorry, there’s no data available at this time) Look the man in the eye and firmly say, “Stop! That slice of pizza has been poisoned! Do not continue eating that delicious, yet poison-filled slice of pizza!"
He’s not going to believe you. Keep going.
“I’m warning you for the last time! It. Is. Poison. I don’t care if you’ve witnessed an entire unbroken chain of events beginning with the pie’s creation last night, ending with you holding the slice before me right this second, which convinces you of its so-called purity. They found a way to get to it!”
Grab the pizza from him while shouting “I won’t let you!” Take a huge bite from the slice, and then let out a horrific, anguished scream. Gurgle and thrash about, then say “Ughhh… body… fighting off… the poison… So… very… difficult!! YAGHHHH... Re-configuring... molecules... in stomach...”
Bend at the waist, while screaming banshee-like for all to hear, “You don’t get to beat me!!” Then, suddenly, cease all movement. Stand up, straighten your hair, and say in a calm tone, “It is done.”
The man who earlier held a slice of pizza in his right hand will be totally blown away. A broken, shell of a man, thoroughly intimidated by having just seen you pull off the impossible… Now, at this point you’re no doubt anxious to seize the moment and finish the job with a well placed kick or throat chop. No. Not this time. You put this one in the bank. Look him in the eyes... and then walk away.
Ten years from now, in some other city somewhere you’re going to meet this man again. Perhaps in the middle of a stand-off during a wild shootout. You will pull your ski mask off revealing your identity and his eyes will meet yours… and fill with pure terror. “It’s him,” he will shout, “He who cannot be poisoned!” Then, he and his men will fold like a house of accordions.
Note: The evening before the first encounter, when you sneak into the man’s home, make sure you douse the pizza with a strong, yet odor-free poison. Really rub it into the slice, but carefully, so as not to ruin the surface.
Vegetarian?
-people become vegetarians after realizing the devastation that the meat industry is having on the environment. According to the US Environmental Protection Agenc, chemical and animal waste runoff from factory farms is responsible for more than 173,000 miles of polluted rivers and streams. Runoff from farmlands is one of the greatest threats to water quality today. Agricultural activities that cause pollution include confined animal facilities, plowing, pesticide spraying, irrigation, fertilizing and harvesting.
-About 70 percent of all grain produced in the United States is fed to animals raised for slaughter. The 7 billion livestock animals in the United States consume five times as much grain as is consumed directly by the American population. “If all the grain currently fed to livestock were consumed directly by people, the number of people who could be fed would be nearly 800 million,”
MARIJUANA. One blog and one blog only.
Seriously. Though marijuana is still illegal in the United States, it is legal in 12 states for medicinal purposes, and if a case of poison ivy in the woods isn’t a medicinal purpose, what is? Marijuana was *mostly* legal until 1970 when it became classified as a hard drug. No one thought of it as a dangerous or illicit drug until the 20th century; in fact, hemp was George Washington’s primary crop and Thomas Jefferson’s secondary crop. The Declaration of Independence is written on it; the Gutenberg Bible was printed on hemp, too. There’s actually an environmental dimension to legalizing marijuana – hemp is a remarkable and renewable plant, offering all kinds of foodstuff and product uses that surpass cotton and plastic. But health benefits are well documented, from depression and anxiety relief to reduced blood pressure, pain alleviation and glaucoma treatment. It is not addictive, does not kill brain cells and is not a “gateway” drug – in fact, when pot is more available, studies show that the use of hard drugs like heroin and cocaine actually decreases. The bottom line for hikers: when your leg is broken from a misjudged boulder hopping attempt (pain) and a bear has eaten your friend (depression) and you’re lost because you forgot the compass (dumbass), consult the cannabis.
Karl Burkart Boy discovers microbe that eats plastic. !!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not your average science fair when the 16-year-old winner manages to solve a global waste crisis. But such was the case at last month's May's Canadian Science Fair in Waterloo, Ontario, where Daniel Burd, a high school student at Waterloo Collegiate Institute, presented his research on microorganisms that can rapidly biodegrade plastic.
October 7, 2009
The Amphibious Ancestors Of Whales (D)
In what is now central Pakistan, an eight-and-a-half foot long, pregnant aquatic mammal went belly-up, and sank to the bottom of the shallow coastal waters. 47 million years later, a huckster by the name of Duane Gish denied that such mammals ever existed
German tank recovered from the lake after 62 years.
14 September 2000, a Komatsu D375A-2 pulled an abandoned tank from its archival tomb under the bottom of a lake near Johvi, Estonia.
Sweet Giant puppet
October 6, 2009
October 5, 2009
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Accidental Discovery During Surgery Reverses Memory Loss
A 50 year old man, dangerously obese, goes to the hospital for experimental brain surgery to suppress his appetite. A small piece of his skull is removed, and an electrical probe inserted deep into his brain tissue. It reaches his hypothalamus and current is switched on. Suddenly the patient -- awake through the procedure -- begins to speak uncontrollably about events in his past, events he had long forgotten. He remembers a day's walk in the park 30 years ago, complete with what people were wearing, all in vivid color. He sees them speaking to him, every motion they made. The intensity and level of detail of the memories is frightening.http://www.dailytech.com/Accidental+Discovery+During+Surgery+Reverses+Memory+Loss/article10512.htm
October 4, 2009
World's youngest female karate black belt
In May, Varsha became the youngest ever girl to get an officially recognised black belt.
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